28/06/2023

Hello Anna what is your name

Hello Anna

Hello Anna

Yes

Not really Anna is my last name

As Hello is a common name in Colchester

Ewally

You have spelt that incorrectly

No I have spelt it Ewally

It should be really

Thank you

As I said I was born in Colchester and from a very young age people would come up to be and say Hello Anna 2 me

And that is how I got my name

Although I dropped the 2 me later in life

IC

As you are aware I am interviewing you about your film career

I have never done porn you know

I see but what about Fun Things to do with Aubergines

I saw it in the Church Hall last week

It was a public training film

I sea

But it shows you pushing a huge aubergine up your cunt

As I said it was a pubic information film

Like what to do in the event of a nuclear war

That was the shortest film ever made

RUN

But using a aubergine as an organic sex toy is hardly in the league of surviving a nuclear explosion

Maybe but imagine just imagine that it is a hot day a really hot day and you are wet and horny

What can you do

Have a cold shower

No really horny your thighs are becoming chapped with your juices

What would you do

I am all ears

That is a nice name

I like it but they call me Martin for short

Well going back to the problem

You have wet thighs and you know if you leave them you will get a rash

And Germoline is so fucking expensive

You buy an aubergine from the local aubergine shop in the village

The rest is quite easy you remove the cucumber and insert the aubergine

That is why I agreed to participate in the movie

Where do the pearl necklaces come in

Pearl necklaces I was dressed as the Prime Minister

Have you boyfriend

Yes

What is his name

How did you know that

What

His name

You have not told me his name

No that is slightly wrong

Confused dot com

No

His name is

What is his name

His mum is called

Confused dot com

Or Dotty for short

I just call her D4S

Describe your boyfriend 2 me

Well he is about 1.75 tall

And is hung like a horse

I cannot sit down for a week after anal

Anal

Yes he steals all my chairs

He has the greatest breasts imaginable

A pert arse and is totally shaven

Totally shaven

Yes but only on Friday

Friday

My sister

She prefers his other name

And only has sex with him on Sundays

After Church

That is my other sister

I have never met her

That is because she is dead

Did she kill herself

No herself is still alive

Do you mind if I return to your latest movie

Do you not like Colchester

No I prefer your latest movie

How many sisters do you have

I am an only child

Tell me about the movie

What is it about

I do not have a clue

Yes

Go away clue this is my interview

It was about robots invading Colchester

What role do you play

The one in the bakers with all those irritating seeds

They get stuck between you teeth

Do you have any lines

No I am only twenty-three

Although I have a scar

Where

Not sure as I have never looked

How did you get it

It was always there

Have you seen your GP

No

Why

Because he is invisible

I asked my bruvver

He is very clever

That is a nice name

He told me that it is not a scar but a fault line under my Lady Garden

This me very happy

Very Happy

Yes

What does you character do in the movie

Nothing

Why

Because she is dead

What about you boyfriend

He had some lines

How many

I am not sure

Can you count

Yes but I have only seen him in the dark

What is the name of his character

Little Nell

As in Dickens

No Little Nell

Is he a freedom fighter against the tyranny of the invading robots

No

What does he do to stop them

Nothing

Why

Because the robot that he was going to do the sex scene with did not show up and the film company abandoned the movie

It was showing at the local cinema last week

Really that is interesting as the director told us both the fuck off and die as we were only extras

Did you take that personally

No it was mine in the first place