Nina
I went to a wedding recently
That is nice
I caught the flowers of the bride
What luck
Yes
The next day I met Ralph at a bus stop
And now we are engaged to be married
Stephen
My best friend died recently
How sad
He decided that he would attend his own funeral
That sometimes happens these days
How chic
He decided to treat it as a wedding and marry death
Rather like in the Ingmar Bergman movie
Although they did not play chess
Did it go well
Very well
Death shagged my sister
The ugly one
Yes
Someones has to
But as they left for a night of passion
The bride threw her bouquet over her shoulder
And like a cunt I caught it
I am flying out next week for a potholing holiday
In Borneo
And then I am jumping out of a plane
To raise money for the starving children
I am a very compassionate person
And do not deserve this
Cyril
Yes
Would you keep your eyes on the road