All life revolves around
The Black Bull Inn
Today I was due to host
A Poetry Slam Event
But this will be dry
As my delivery is late
Due to an accident
On the motorway
The Black Bull Inn
Is popular with city workers
Including the neurotic ones
Such as Lynn Acott Baimes
(Lynn Ascot Baines)
Who has a high powered job
But hides in the cellar
So one one cannot find her
I tell people that she is my sister
Although I am an only child
In my dreams I do not own
The Black Bull Inn
But a chic bar in London
Where the seen people hang out
And the toilets are much admired
For their cleanliness and decor
My name is Billy Boo
And my father once ran a garment factory
Which made string vests for those without style