I am hiding out in a hotel room

High above a celebrating city

The cops are searching for me

As I am an ny assassin

I have registered under my favourite alias

F Anny Kaplan

But the authorities are dumb

I will not be caught

As unlike other assassins

I do not use guns or bombs

Or any other weapons

But kill people with kindness

Which is quite invisible

The President of this wretched country

Lies dead on a mortuary slab

There is not a mark on him

Nor will they find a wound

He was killed by kindness

Which is more deadly than the poison