Dazzle Dazzle
Is my co-star
She is from Denmark
This is her tenth movie
Henderson
Is my name
I am directing
As well as acting
In my tenth movie
It is a sequel to my next project
Dazzle Dazzle
Is sitting up in a bed
She is reading
Les Fleurs du Mal
It is a silent scene
With only the street noises evident
I am using my apartment
Which has views of the Seine
Dazzle Dazzle is topless
I am shooting two versions
One topless and one clothed
As I need to navigate around the censors
In less tolerant countries
I am a flaneur
A wanderer who roams the streets of Paris
In search of inspiration finding none
This movie will use three languages
Danish English and French
As Dazzle Dazzle and I are fluent
In each language
Today I am planning
Two scenes
In no particular order
I walk into the room
And find Dazzle Dazzle in my bed
I ask her why she is there
And am reminded that I asked her to crash
After the party that I did not attend
She has borrowed a book of my poetry
But hates it
And throws it out of the window
It lands in the back of a truck
And leaves Paris never to return
I decide on three takes
As there are three roads
Near my apartment
Leading to different towns
It is a hot day and we lunch early
I am not planning to finish this movie
It is a real time movie
That will be made in black and white
As it is cheaper and my budget is tight
My sister Lou is playing the role of Lou
She is working for free
As she admires the project
I resemble my sister Lou
Even though we were both adopted
She is married to Dazzle Dazzle
And they live in Paris
In an area famed for its artists
I also have an apartment in Berlin