What are you smiling at Stan
You do not want to know
Try me
Have you ever heard of a politician called
No should I have
He vanished a number of years ago
Really
It became an unsolved mystery until about a year ago
Are you listening Jane
Yes
Well a chap on his death bed confessed to a crime that he had committed many years previously
He had murdered a famous politician
It seems that apart from being totally corrupt this creature was heavily into scatophilia
What is that or need I ask
It is an interest in shit
This is going downhill Stan
Remember I am in a delicate condition
Well this politician got his kicks by shitting on to the glass table in his apartment
Just weird Stan just weird
I agree
But it gets worse as he picked up men
To lay under the said table and watch him shit
Yuk
I cannot even stand it when dog shit these days
One night this politician picked up the wrong person
As this guy was an absolute psycho
I do not think I am going to like this
Well there he was there crouched over his coffee table
Shitting for shitting sake when this fruitcake
Pulled out a powerful handgun and blew
The politicians arsehole right through the top of his head
How horrible why did you tell me about this
Because you asked
I suppose I did but I am still curious about it
How did the chap get away with it as surely this politician was missed
He was
It appears the assassin dumped the corpse in the guys car and drove to a lake many miles away and dumped the car into the waters
It sank into sixty feet of water
How did he find that depth of water
I do not have a clue perhaps he joined a sub-aqua club
And that was that and up to the deathbed confession nothing was known for sure
There was blood and shit everywhere in the apartment but no fat corrupt politician either alive or dead
It soon became a cold case
But surely the psycho committed other crimes
He did but none as gory as this one
He actually died in prison
For what
He did not pay his television licence
End of conversation Stan
He robbed banks and some good guys died
Have they located the car
I believe so but nothing has been reported
A cover up
Maybe
As there is more to this assassination than meets the eye
Really was he a hit man
More like a shit man Jane
Funny Man Stan