Hi
My name is Richard
But I am known
As Sick Boy
After the movie
As I have dyed my hair blond
It really suits me
Or at at least my
Auntie Zeeland
Thinks it does
I am on the way to see my friend
Timothee and his sister Israel
Their father is a film maker from Chile
And is quite famous in Europe
But less so in this country
Timothee is a gay but ashamed of it
(I am not a queer far from it)
And Israel and I are planning
To travel with him through Europe
As a form of a conversion therapy
Showing him what girls are really like
He has an incredibly beautiful sister
Who I have a casual relationship with
She has the most beautiful breasts
So perky and feminine
They are the breasts of an angel
Fuck your sister Timothee
You will not find many more beautiful
I must say that I am looking forward
To the whole adventure as I love travelling
But not today as the trains have
Been cancelled or delayed
Because of a bridge strike
In the west of the country
My train has travelled along
This avoiding route twice
Third time lucky I hope
I have passed stations
That I did not know existed
(I grew up in this area)
I have seen the church
With a railway tunnel beneath it
(so much for the peace of the dead)
What I did not know was that the church
Still shows the scorch marks of a wartime fire
(if you were buried there bad luck just bad luck)
In a couple of hours I will be with my friends
I am ready to travel
Aunt Zeeland tick
Russian poetry book for Israel tick
Flowers for Timothee tick
We have stopped at the station
At the head of the avoiding line
It is a dark station full of shadows
Lit only by the light of the day
Some say it does not exist
I assure you it does
As I have used the vending machine
In a way all I want is to rest on Israel’s breasts
And prohibit the memories of this journey
But that will not happen
As Timothee will play his records
And we will dance
Hopefully without our shirts
With alcohol numbing our senses
In a way that will be acceptable
Paris Rome Milan Berlin
These will be the major cities
That we will be visiting
I hope that our plan works
Who knows but I must keep Israel onside
Maybe another fiction soon
Who knows
Sick Boy
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