Jane do you know what I saw as I walked past Kings Cross
A train
No
Then what
I saw a chap who was even taller than me wearing a dress
How did that make you feel Stan
I felt nothing
Liar
Well I felt a little angry
Just a little angry Stan
Well the pervert fucked me off
Did you want to hit him
No
Liar
Well yes but I just ignored him and kept the peace
Was he taking shit
He was attracting attention
And a few louts were giving him the verbals
Peado Pervert and insults like that
Really
I can see why they did it
Why
Because this chap disgusted them
If they had taken it further and attacked him what would you have done
Nothing
But you have separated fights in the past and have stepped in when women were being hassled
Yes
So why if this did occur would you have ignored it
Because the coffee in St P is so good
Fuck off Jane your hormones are everywhere
Fuck you Stan
You have tears in your eyes stop it now
You say that you are kind and yes you are but only kind on your own terms
You choose to be kind when it suits you
If something offends you or upsets you then you revert to the savage as most men do
Sometime I do not really understand you
You are the best partner a girl could have
You are just so lovely to me
But there is a part of you that worries me
There is a darkness in you not using a better word
There are things that you do not care for Jane
I know
What about the pervert who attacked Mandy
What about it
You said that if you came across him
That you would cut his balls off with a blunt knife
It was a figure of speech Stan and you know it
When you went out with Bryan and Rob to search for this guy
I was proud of you but hated you at the same time
If we had found him then our actions would have not been a figure of speech
How would have felt about that
But we are not talking about a hypothetical situation Stan
Why did that chap you saw at Kings Cross upset you so much
What about you
I personally do not know what to make of them
You know the answer to that question Jane
Do you think that they are mentally ill
I do not know enough about the subject
Coward
I know a lot about the subject and have drawn my own conclusions
They are cruel conclusions Stan
I am comfortable with them
Is that why you make faggot jokes when you know gays might hear them
Free speech Jane
It is not free speech
What is it then
Now I am crying leave me alone
Tell me two things Jane
If on a hot day you decided to remove your shirt when passing Kings Cross what would happen
I would probably either be warned or arrested by the cops
What would you be charged with
Stan leave this alone
You would be charged with outraging public decency
Yet if at the same time this pervert walked by in his Laura Ashley the idiot cops would do nothing
Are your breasts indecent
I hope not
I would like to think that they are attractive
So why would you be likely to be charged
Stan I am beginning to feel unwell please stop this conversation
Imagine that you were in a changing room taking a shower and one of these so called women walked in with his dick dangling between his legs
I am not going to answer you Stan
You would feel invaded
That is quite simple because these people apart from being nuts are misogynists
They hate women that is as plain as day and quite why they are tolerated is beyond me
We are a liberal society Stan
Balls
A society has to be strong otherwise chaos spreads
Stan I really need to end this conversation
Please Stan please
Would you help me to the bathroom I need to be sick
I am sorry Jane but you make me so mad
I do have a dark side but I control it at most times
I am a decent man and I wonder why we are arguing about abstracts
It is so absurd
Stan leave me alone for a while
I think that we have both upset baby
I will be at my desk just yell in you need me