I was visiting a Geography Fair in Southern Germany
When a rather plump but pretty German girl spoke to me
She asked if I might assist her in raising a trellis against a wall
My family were so impressed that they invited her to stay
On the first morning she came into my bedroom as I slept
As she had some photographs of The Urals to show me
We chatted for some time until she noticed that I was unclothed
The following morning she burst into my room quite naked
And shared her photographs of the Nile Delta and the Aswan Dam
I invited her to join me in my warm bed as the air was cool
For I knew that we would write fine geographical books together