I was visiting a Geography Fair in Southern Germany

When a rather plump but pretty German girl spoke to me

She asked if I might assist her in raising a trellis against a wall

My family were so impressed that they invited her to stay

On the first morning she came into my bedroom as I slept

As she had some photographs of The Urals to show me

We chatted for some time until she noticed that I was unclothed

The following morning she burst into my room quite naked

And shared her photographs of the Nile Delta and the Aswan Dam

I invited her to join me in my warm bed as the air was cool

For I knew that we would write fine geographical books together