Anouk
Where is Nanook
Up North
Is he your friend
No
Why
Because he ate my camera
You have to realise that these are a noble people
My camera was a noble camera
It never let me down
Did you lose any photographs
Yes
Which ones
The ones of our farmhouse in Provence
You do not have a farmhouse in Provence
I know
But we used to own a farmhouse in Provence
Before that dumb Inuit fool
Ate my camera
Anouk you are not a very warm person
Neither is Nanook
You are just creating thin humours
Are there thick humours
There are humours
Thin and thick
Anouk
Yes
Do you realise that your names rhyme
No I have never thought of that
Wow
Are you now not ashamed about the consequence of your anger
No
Why
Because Nanook ate my camera
And now I have nowhere to spend the summer
Papa was planning a swimming pool you know
Can you not get another camera
It will not be the same
Why
Because it will be a blank canvas
Anouk many people see you as a spoilt bitch
Bully for them
You are not a nice person
Neither are you
It is not about me
I hate being criticised
Who are you to criticise me
You are just a fucking poet and a poor one at that
This is not about me Flea
How did you know my nickname
That would be telling
I think that I will finish this work
Why are you bored with me
Yes
I am a nice person
Not in my book
Please do not end this piece
For what reason
Nothing
For what reason
I like the exposure
I want to be famous
I have the looks
I have the figure
I am Anouk
Why did you do that
Because I said that I would stop writing
People will forget about you Anouk
If I say Pretty Please
Grow up Anouk
I will return in three weeks and if I think that you have changed for the better
Then I will give you the exposure that you so want
Will you return the farmhouse in Provence to me
It never went away
And the pool
Yes
I will try to be kind
I hope so
Why do you not invite Nanook to the farmhouse
It will be too hot for him
Possibly but ask him
And then apologise for being a bitch