It was nice of you to buy me this badge
Especially as my name is Dennis
Your name is not Dennis
It is in the summer
And when I visit Dover
Why did you write Dennis
In the visitors book
Because it was there
It was a church
Have you no respect
Dennis the Menace
That really suits you
Am I a menace
At times yes
Really
You are a naughty boy
A very naughty boy
But I love you
Is that why you were so kind to me
No the badge was half price
And I needed some change