It was nice of you to buy me this badge

Especially as my name is Dennis

Your name is not Dennis

It is in the summer

And when I visit Dover

Why did you write Dennis

In the visitors book

Because it was there

It was a church

Have you no respect

Dennis the Menace

That really suits you

Am I a menace

At times yes

Really

You are a naughty boy

A very naughty boy

But I love you

Is that why you were so kind to me

No the badge was half price

And I needed some change