St Augustine’s is a very interesting place to visit
But it is not disposed to those with movement difficulties
People in wheelchairs would be better off on Everest
I am an agile chap and my nickname is Gazelle
But even I stumbled occasionally over hidden stones
After our visit Jane and I trotted around the city
Which was in an exceptionally kind mood
We shared tea and listened to a classical Spanish guitar
Life was good so very good but we were confused by a New Age shop
Which sold recordings of deeply coloured birds taking a piss
This was supposed to create a favourable zen but it left me cold
So I settled for defecating elephants instead