I was on a train some years ago
Where
In Iceland
When a couple of women
Began a conversation
As this was my first time in Iceland
I began to listen to them
Where are you from
I am Icelandic
But I have lived in Kuwait for a number of years
Was their conversation interesting
Not really
The usual moans about Reykjavík
And then one of the girls
Who was wearing a blue sweater
Began speaking about her late boyfriend
How sad
They had been together for six years
Was he suffering from a ghastly disease
No he had jumped in front of a train
And had been badly injured
It was only a matter of time
His doctors gave her permission
To stay in his final room
That was caring of them
Her boyfriend was lapsing in and out of consciousness
She asked if he had a final request
He asked her to undress and lay next to him
And masturbate as he slowly died
Did she achieve orgasm at the right time
Very much she was spot on
That is a sad sad story but a little odd
And then as she cleaned herself up
Her boyfriend who was very much alive
Walked into the room and kissed her on the forehead
The girl looked at him and then fainted
When she came around a doctor
Explained to her that her boyfriend
Was very much alive and had paid his identical twin
To jump in front of the train
Why
Because his twin had always wanted to see her masturbate
What
Yes this story is true
So this guy went through all this
Just to see his brothers girlfriend finger herself
Yes
Did the women on the train add to this story
Was there an even more startling denouement
Not that I know of as the women left the train at the next stop
What would you have done if you had been that girl
I would have asked the living half of the identical twins to marry me
As this by far is the most beautiful sacrifice
All for his wretched but lonely brother
There are tears in your eyes Pippa
I know that is such a beautiful story
Will you marry me
I am flattered but sadly I cannot
Why
Because I am already spoken for
There are not many men like you Stephen
That is very kind of you
Do you have any siblings
I have two sisters
That is nice
I used to have a brother but he died in a train accident