Be Happy if you can be Happy if not be Slightly Happy
Be Kind to all those around you if not be Good Nature d
Be Gentle and love all the creatures that cross your path
Or in the lane outside of the cottage
Up to Mr Brown’s garage
Love cats always love cats
Love dogs if not love do tolerate dogs
Even if they shit in places you consider sacred
Consider every Butterfly Beautiful
Always read Agatha Christie novels
When on nudist beaches
Finance your wife or girlfriends tattoo
But insist on a likeness of a butterfly
Always consider that your guardian angel is blonde
Always consider that your guardian angel is white
Always consider that your guardian angel is beautiful
Build a rural residence on your right shoulder
For your blonde beautiful and white guardian angel
Never think that anyone is more intelligent than you
Be gentle to those who are less intelligent than you
Always be self confident but do not display arrogance
Always be arrogant but do not display self confidence
Always be nice to gay girls as most women are bisexual
Always be nice to ugly and fat women as they also bleed
Come to terms that fat and ugly women may be bisexual
French women are the most feminine in the world (fact)
The French language is the most beautiful language (fact)
The French accent is the most beautiful in the world (fact)
These facts need to be defended from the uneducated
Ir is your mission to ensure that these facts are protected
Say your prayers twice a day and three times on Friday
Always thank God for creating you in his image
Always thank God for giving you your looks
And the ability to think and the ability to see
Never let God down by associating with those who have
Keep a clear picture of what is a sin and what is not a sin
Marry Mr Brown’s daughter who is incredibly beautiful
And who will inherit the garage in future years
The garage has a geography second to none
And is a perfect place for writing poetry