Be Happy if you can be Happy if not be Slightly Happy

Be Kind to all those around you if not be Good Nature d

Be Gentle and love all the creatures that cross your path

Or in the lane outside of the cottage

Up to Mr Brown’s garage

Love cats always love cats

Love dogs if not love do tolerate dogs

Even if they shit in places you consider sacred

Consider every Butterfly Beautiful

Always read Agatha Christie novels

When on nudist beaches

Finance your wife or girlfriends tattoo

But insist on a likeness of a butterfly

Always consider that your guardian angel is blonde

Always consider that your guardian angel is white

Always consider that your guardian angel is beautiful

Build a rural residence on your right shoulder

For your blonde beautiful and white guardian angel

Never think that anyone is more intelligent than you

Be gentle to those who are less intelligent than you

Always be self confident but do not display arrogance

Always be arrogant but do not display self confidence

Always be nice to gay girls as most women are bisexual

Always be nice to ugly and fat women as they also bleed

Come to terms that fat and ugly women may be bisexual

French women are the most feminine in the world (fact)

The French language is the most beautiful language (fact)

The French accent is the most beautiful in the world (fact)

These facts need to be defended from the uneducated

Ir is your mission to ensure that these facts are protected

Say your prayers twice a day and three times on Friday

Always thank God for creating you in his image

Always thank God for giving you your looks

And the ability to think and the ability to see

Never let God down by associating with those who have

Keep a clear picture of what is a sin and what is not a sin

Marry Mr Brown’s daughter who is incredibly beautiful

And who will inherit the garage in future years

The garage has a geography second to none

And is a perfect place for writing poetry