I saw the au pair’s bare bottom this morning
It was a complete accident as I had forgotten my briefcase
And had returned to our Highgate house
My briefcase was waiting for me on the dining table
I then popped into the nursery once again to say goodbye to Gordon
Valencia was bending over his play pen as he was rather lively
She was completely naked as Gordie had interrupted her shower
I do not know who was the more surprised
So I made my apologies and left
But what did stick in my mind was her butt tattoo
Which although in Spanish read
I am spoken for
By the city of my birth
Valencia