Interesting Spiders and I have been together for six months
She looks very like Demi Lovato and is often mistaken for the singer
I met her in New Haven in Connecticut where she lived with her father
Although he was a decent man who was a top professor at Yale
Interesting Spiders felt rather neglected and wanted to hit the road
And this is where I came in as I was touring the USA with MU Band
We were playing a gig in New Haven when I met her by the tour bus
For some reason we clicked and I took her along for the ride
My fellow MU members flew back to England as planned
But I stayed on and decided to travel around with Interesting Spiders
I had no more musical commitments until the autumn
And the band were taking a well earned rest
I have always been interested in American Pop Art
As well as other American schools yet my favourite artist
Is by far Edward Hopper and I hope to visit Truro
Where he built his own house although he lived in NYC
Interesting Spiders has also expressed a wish to visit Cape Cod
I have removed my beard so I am less recognisable
And to a great extent this works but because of my girlfriends resemblance
We are sometimes stopped by fans of both MU and Demi Lovato
And it will not be long before the rumours start about Dave Dawson
I am writing this in a diner in the middle of nowhere in particular
A battered copy of The Day of the Locust by Nathanael West
Has been left by anonymous passing through
We will adopt this book on our journey it will be our companion
These words are the first I hope of a diary describing our travels
So do if you are interested check my website from time to time
If nothing else it will help you to sleep
DD