I am so excited
I can hardly sleep
Why
Because a new railway station will be opened tomorrow
It is the first one in this part of Kent for over ninety years
I am happy for you Phillip but I cannot say I share your enthusiasm
Will you accompany me to the opening Yvonne
Whatever for
I want to share the day with you
I am not really interested in railway stations
Okay I understand
But here is the deal
I will take you on to Canterbury and buy you that dreamy summer frock
You know the one you liked so much
And if you accompany me to the Viking Ship
I will buy you a new bra and some panties
To complete the wardrobe
What do you say
There is no need to spend so much on me
I will travel with you tomorrow
Without charge
You are after all my little brother
Will you wear your dungarees Yvonne
That is so typical of you
Give you a yard and you will take a mile
Will you
Yes but it will cost you a coffee and a bun