I was exploring the outfield
Of my local cricket club
Under the hot afternoon sun
Rosie was carrying her sandals
She asked me about the outfielders
What was their function
During a cricket match
Was it to stop the ball from
Invading the nearby railway lines
I explained that there was
A Left Fielder
A Centre Fielder
And a Right Fielder
And that it was their job
To best be able to catch or field balls
That were batted over or through the infield
Rosie then lifted up her summer dress
Which enabled me to see her immaculately trimmed bush
I was surprised as in all my years in the outfield
I had never once thought of cricket as an erotic sport