I have three identical cousins 

They are all very beautiful 

And like me are French-Israeli 

Although they are totally identical 

Mai is the loveliest to look at 

As she has ice green eyes 

Whereas the others have eyes of ink 

Juin is the tallest by far 

Followed by Mai and Avril 

Mai is a lesbian and lives with me 

Juin is a bicycle and lives next door 

And has been my part time lover for many years 

Avril is straight and is my full time lover 

And they all fuck my cousin Chaïm when she is in Ftance 

We are all artists and hang out at railway stations 

Waiting for troubled people to end their miserable lives

We bribe the cops so that we might finish our canvases 

The importance of art over hygiene department pays our expenses

I am also a tattooist and have tattooed the names 

Of the identical cousins on their identical backsides 

But I have deliberately confused their names 

Juin is Mai and Avril is Mai and Juin 

Juin est Juin et Avril est Avril et Mai est Mai

This is to confuse casual lovers 

And inhibit any unpleasantness 

Which is so tiresome 

On hot summer afternoons