I have three identical cousins They are all very beautiful And like me are French-Israeli Although they are totally identical Mai is the loveliest to look at As she has ice green eyes Whereas the others have eyes of ink Juin is the tallest by far Followed by Mai and Avril Mai is a lesbian and lives with me Juin is a bicycle and lives next door And has been my part time lover for many years Avril is straight and is my full time lover And they all fuck my cousin Chaïm when she is in Ftance We are all artists and hang out at railway stations Waiting for troubled people to end their miserable lives We bribe the cops so that we might finish our canvases The importance of art over hygiene department pays our expenses I am also a tattooist and have tattooed the names Of the identical cousins on their identical backsides But I have deliberately confused their names Juin is Mai and Avril is Mai and Juin Juin est Juin et Avril est Avril et Mai est Mai This is to confuse casual lovers And inhibit any unpleasantness Which is so tiresome On hot summer afternoons