Lives and Loves in the downstairs flat

She is a tall girl not pretty but rather striking

During the cooler months she wears a Burberry coat

And a variety of fashionable scarves and hats

Yesterday she called me on her mobile

As her cat had butchered a rat in her flat

She was incredibly squeamish she asked me for help

It was when I was washing my hands in the bathroom

That I noticed her printed panties on an indoor washing line

There was a pair for every day of the week except Sunday

When I asked her why she said that she went commando on Sunday’s

My tall neighbour also had nothing but violet flannels stacked neatly on shelves