My sister is a cop

I am a good for nothing

It is a good combination

We live together

As rentals are so expensive

In this city full of Jews

That said it is a peaceful city

As the bad guys were run out

Many years ago by the good guys

For a joke I photographed Pippi

Asleep in her perfumed bath

The photos leave little to the imagination

I have published these photos online

Pippi is not happy with me

She is going to arrest me

And ensure that I am sent to jail

So that she can have the bigger bedroom