My sister is a cop
I am a good for nothing
It is a good combination
We live together
As rentals are so expensive
In this city full of Jews
That said it is a peaceful city
As the bad guys were run out
Many years ago by the good guys
For a joke I photographed Pippi
Asleep in her perfumed bath
The photos leave little to the imagination
I have published these photos online
Pippi is not happy with me
She is going to arrest me
And ensure that I am sent to jail
So that she can have the bigger bedroom