I must confess that I do not like cross dressing men
And because of that I killed a DRAG Queen
With my late father’s wartime gun
This creature was due to read
To a class of innocents at a local school
Which was a crime against decency
As this pervert had disappeared
I was asked to read to the children
Caligula was my subject
As I am very interested in Roman emperors
I told them that it was said that Caligula
Collected sea shells and insisted that his troops
Collect sea shells for him and attack the waves
When invading Britain and other foreign lands
I was later invited to return by the headmaster
As the children had found my lecture very interesting
And because DRAG Queens were so unreliable
Especially when they were buried in forgotten landfill sites