I can clearly see into my neighbours flat

They have curtains but never use them

I am intimate with their lives

Today the girl opposite fetched an Alka Seltzer

As her boyfriend was farting a great deal

I watched her in the kitchen

Her breasts are bigger and more prominent than mine

Although my bum is more shapely than hers

For some reason this turned me on

So I removed my gown and fetched an Alka Seltzer

For my Nicaraguan girlfriend who was visiting her husband

He lives on the outskirts of Managua with his boyfriend

This is not an erotic poem