There is a politician so fat

That I am considering

Turning her into a piece of art

By painting a landscape on her fat fat arse

It will not be as lovely as the chewing gum art

That entertains me each day on the Millennium Bridge

But I am sure that the Grand Canyon will be quite satisfying

Although this will be a nightscape if you get my obvious drift

I will feature the moon and the shadows

The choppers and the night tourists

And many other interesting things

In no way by looking at this rather ugly creature

Would you consider her to be a piece of art

As she is quite gruesome to look at

Especially when she opens her mouth

But like the chewing gum man

I try to make ordinary things no matter how distasteful

Look as if they have some worth in the world

That is my mission in life to make the gruesome gorgeous

And after I have finished painting this disgusting politician

I will move on to Whitechapel and dry freeze vomit mounds

Until they are as hard as wrought iron

They have endless abstract possibilities

My aim is to be the Jackson Pollock of East London