I frequently receive correspondence from fans and anti-fans reacting to my poetry and fictions
1/
You are a not a poet
Keats was a poet
You are a piece of shit
Die Soon
Love Mum
(PS are you still coming for dinner on Sunday)
2/
I find your poetry racist homophobic and sexist
(what about transphobic)
Yet I think you are handsome
Please send me a dick photograph
As I sleep alone
3/
What the fuck are you on about
You make no sense
Who is this man of the mountains
What is so important about the Number 6
4/
Hi my name is Norman
I love my pronouns
(What are your pronouns)
(I have none as I cannot think of anything more idiotic)
You say that you are a fashionista
So please give me some tips
Panties String or nothing at all
Dresses short or dresses long
How much flesh should I reveal
Red blue green or pastels
Black or white
Bra or no bra
Shaven pits or the natural look
Bush Brazilian or Shaven
I think you care Joe
Tattoos yes tattoos no
You are my favourite poet Joe
Can I borrow your lipstick
5/
Fuck You Joe
Your poetry disgusts me
It is very violent
Did you live in Sydney
In the Nineteen-Eighties
As I think you threw me off a cliff
6/
You have changed my life
And I thank you for that
You take me on journeys
That I would never have experienced
Without your gentle guidance
You poetry makes me so happy
You have taught me to think and see
I am proud to be your muse Joe
Josie
PS – would you pick up some carrots
On your way home
As we are having a stew tonight
7/
If you believe this shit
Then I am sad 4 U
From Joe 2 Joe