Chance was a very successful singer
Who accompanied by his girlfriend Sis
Became Salt Lake City 2
The duo burned brightly for just over three years
Before they both disappeared over the Amazon
When flying to a mystery gig in Brazil in 1998
They were both very small in stature
And Sis become noted for her oversized sloppy vests
Which soon became her trademark and were much imitated
Chance was always immaculate in his sharp grey suits
Which again were much imitated by their loyal fans
I am Spiderman their final album is still popular today
And for a while after their disappearance this album was found boxed
In large quantities in places such as Reykjavík Auckland and Shanghai
It was also widely reported that the Sis Vests were found hanging from power lines
In a number of cities in Russia
And then it stopped
Nothing further was reported
Until last week when the lyrics from I am Spiderman and Catcus Blue West
Were found to have been added to the new edition
Of Christopher Marlowe’s Complete Poems and Translations
The publishers Sandwich Rock have no idea how they were added
It is said that this is all a very elaborate practical joke
And that Chance and Sis are still alive and living anonymously in South America
But at the time of their disappearance they were world famous and easily recognised
In the past few hours I am also hearing that some of the duos stage gear has been stolen
From the Museum of Rock in Salt Lake City Two