I have a step sister named Judith
She recently had a decent well paid job
And then out of nothing she was dismissed
This seemed unusual to me
So I asked her the reason why
It seems that the guy
Who owned the company
Was a sleaze who made Judith’s life hell
Without going into explicit detail
He made unwelcome advances
And touched her inappropriately
As well as suggesting illicit meetings
She tried to take action against him
But found it hard as the cops
Saw her as a brassy northern girl
And then she was made redundant
Under the cover of restructuring
This shattered her as she felt used and dirty
It was then that I hatched a plan with Judith
Which was unlikely to fail as I was dead
I found out that the sleaze liked bubble tea
And popped into Bubble Cafe Green at least twice a week
Mostly when the tiny Japanese waitress was on duty
Judith contacted him and said that she had been mistaken
And might they meet up for a chat in the bubble cafe
He fell into our trap straight away
And this is where I came in
I dressed as a psychopath and sat opposite them
And waited until he went for a piss
I followed him into the pastel toilets
And as he held his filthy dick cut his fucking throat
I also stabbed him between the shoulder blades
It was as I was leaving the toilet
That I noticed that the cubicles
Were painted in three different colours
The sleaze’s death site was turquoise splattered red
Whereas the others were a dove grey and a gentle lavender
I actually admired these calming colours a great deal
And thought about them as I left the cafe via a back door
Judith raised the alarm after about ten minutes as planned
And was initially associated with the crime
But it was obvious she was totally innocent
Even when her sad history came to light
She later found another job with decent people
And I returned to where I had originated
The bubble cafe after being closed for a while
Reopened and because of its macabre reputation
Became incredibly popular so popular
That another outlet was soon opened across town
When I was alive bubble tea was just coming in
I tasted it once and thought it to be expensive dogs piss
My step sister has similar thoughts
But likes some bubble teas especially the milky ones