What are you smiling at Joe
The advert of my phone
Why is it funny
Not intentionally
It is an ad for the sleeper trains
To where
Cornwall
Paddington to Penzance
It is normally hell
I Know
Too crowded and those fucking trolley cases
But according to the ad this is different
Everything is nice
You do not normally like corporate ads
Too slick and up their own arse
This ad is no different
So why the humour
Because there is a comment
Which makes it more human
As the girl apologises to the locals
From fuck knows where
For flashing her boobs whilst having a wash at the sink
I always think of Calypso on sleeper trains
Asleep in her bunk with her enormous breasts
Moving with the motion of the train
What was the movie called
The Camomile Lawn
It was a television series Joe
You have a lot in common with Calypso
In what way
Do you not remember the camp site
What camp site
The site near St Ives
Yes I knew that you would bring that up
You became too warm as we were putting the tent up
And
You removed your sweater
And
You tee shirt came off too
And
You continued working totally unaware
That your Calypso’s were on display
I had to tell you
So what people go topless on the beaches
But this was a campsite in the middle of nowhere
We were offered tea by that nice young couple
The people from Stoke I believe were a little shocked
It was during that holiday that I learnt some Cornish
From postcards you lightweight
I wrote a series of poems in Cornish
And yes they were published blah blah blah
I watched the moon and thought of the moon landing
Forty years previously
The moon was singing to me
And you wrote a poem blah blah blah
You are being very objectionable today Josie
I can remember that the campsite owner said
How we resembled each other
You said we were identical twins
I think he was a little uncomfortable
Why
Because of our closeness
Of how when I start a sentence you finish it
You are also a very touchy person
So what
Are you going to book the sleeper for us then
Maybe
I will flash Taunton and maybe Truro if you are a good boy
Everything
Yes
Everything will cost you a cream tea Joe
Are you sure
I will buy you a coffee instead
Fuck you Joe
And some nibbles
Right I am wearing my pjs
The ones you hate
Then I will read
That is up to you
But can we visit Lands End again
You know the price Josie
I will simulate sex with a dalek
Really
What about a Yeti
You are my Yeti
Really I always thought I was K9