Christopher Waterspout likes cream cheese
His girlfriend Trudy does not like cream cheese
I was born in a house near the Box Tunnel
There is a huge nuclear bunker nearby
And it is rumoured that steam locomotives
Which were part of the Strategic Reserve
Were hidden there under the deep hills
I believe this to have an element of truth
My name is Neil Waterspout
I am Christopher’s younger brother
And although he was not born in Box
I share his enthusiasm for cream cheese