It was an early start for me yesterday
Really
Yes
Why
I was meeting my publisher for coffee
They are not publishing your shit again
Sadly they are
But is not about me at all
It concerns a conversation I overheard
Whose conversation
Two girls
Two girls
Well two women
Were they pretty
I would say that they were more feminine than pretty
They were like you Miriam
Not great looking but incredibly feminine
Fuck you Joe
Have I hurt you Miriam
Yes
Do I look bothered
No
I am unhappy that I hurt you
Liar
Tell me about the conversation Joe
What was it about
Rugby
Rugby
Yes rugby
It is a mans sport
But some women love the sport
And play it Joe
I know and it is pretty gruesome to watch
Like Eastern European weightlifters chasing a ball
We stray
What was this conversation that amused you so much about
The Rugby World Cup
What about it
They were chatting about how handsome some of the players were
I agree some are absolute hunks
Like me
I did not hear that Joe
Well the gist of what they were saying is how rugby is played by real men
Real men
I played rugger you know
For some fifths deep in Berkshire
Were you any good
Reasonably
What position
Mostly on the wing
You are quite tall Joe
I am about 1.85
But I was dwarfed by some of the brick shithouses
You know Berkshire Young Farmers
The type who bang fence posts in with their heads
Ugly
I agree
These girls were speaking about the South Africans
Especially about a chap named Eban Etzeberh
Who is incredibly good looking and about six seven tall
They said that he was their idea of a real man
Handsome solid with no hint of the feminine
There were other players mentioned but this one stuck out
They as I noted said rugby players were real men
And you would hard pressed to find a faggot among them
In my view women find real men more attractive
That is quite obvious it is perfectly normal
When one is young you look at your father as strong
It is the same thing with women as they like strong men
I like gentle men Joe
Men who care
How many faggot friends do you have Miriam
None
My case is closed
You really do not like them do you
I do not think that they are real men
Rather like the women on the tube
They prefer their men to be tough
And not anal obsessed
Most men are cunt obsessed
That is how we function
Do you ever think of me in that way
There are exceptions Muriel
Do you know something Joe
What
I am cunt obsessed
Really
I have to be knowing somebody like you