I have been in prison for just over three years

It is an odd prison as I can move freely around the complex

There are gates but these were not manned and the walls do not exist

I share the prison with some of the members of the Hampstead Riots

Whose main concern in life is discussing and shaving their armpits

They are decent people but I do not really mix with them

A recent innovation is that this prison is now mixed

Which is taken very naturally as many areas are shared

My closest friend is the head cook who creates special meals

We spent a great deal of time together in her girlfriends cell

Her girlfriend is the prison governor and also my sexual partner

Today I have been invited to meet our local Member of Parliament 

Stella Stella Stella – Stella Stella Stella – Jane Jane Lane

At present we are strolling around Bound Town not far from the Stella

She has asked me why I was imprisoned for such a long time

I note that I committed along with five others the biggest financial crime

Ever recorded in England Scotland or Wales

Three of us have been caught and imprisoned whereas the other three are three

I have discussed my plans to travel widely on my release as I am a very rich man

But before I leave I will donate my collection of hyper granite to the local museum