You look amused Joe
I am
What has amused you
Kew Gardens
It is one of my favourite places
And mine
So what is funny
Kew has turned queer
In what way
It is celebrating queerness and plants
You can pop along and listen as those who bugger
Tell you that plants are queer
Really
Imagine if the Victorians came back to listened to all this shit
That is why we lost the Empire
Queer plants
Trans toadstalls
Faggot Fungi
Peado Peonies
Dyke Daffodils
Where will it end
I know queers are fond of cucumbers
So am I
To stick up their arses Josie not to eat
It is part of a much bigger disease you know
Are you starting again Joe
No I am just staring into the abyss and do not like what I see
It will all end in tears you know
The decent people will rise up
Mark my word
I hate seeing you sad Joe
You take life far too seriously
I am a visionary
Would you see the show
What show
Kew Gardens silly
No I do not want my happy memories corrupted
What are you doing Josie
Taking my nightie off
Whatever for
The people at the bus stop might see you
The 69 is due quite soon
It is running late
Here Joe what do you see
You without your nightie
I am naked Joe
I can see that
What do you really see
My identical sister naked
What do you feel Joe
That I need a coffee
What do you see between my legs
The kitchen floor
No a little higher
Your cunt
What is another name for a cunt Joe
Where are you going Josie
My cunt is often referred to as a Lady Garden
You enjoy my Lady Garden Joe
Shout it a bit louder Josie
I am sure the bus queue will be interested
We might get arrested
And end up in a prison cell you know
Then we better go into hiding
Where do you suggest
Kew
Kew Gardens
I have tickets for the Queer
No way Josie no way
You have planned this all along
I know
Bitch
Why are you so interested in it
Because I like pansies so much
Whilst you are there you can buy me a cactus Joe
Have a cold shower you are a disgusting creature
I will have no part of your wild fantasies
Then I will settle for a cucumber
Or maybe a marrow