I am married to a Chiswick Girl

Who likes coffee houses

And Bubble Tea Shops

I am just a Country Yokel

With little sophistication

Little Sophistication

Is the name of our cat

A great number of people

Think that she resembles me

They may have a point

Who Knows

Is the name of my budgie

It does not speak to me

And refuses to even bite my hand

As it wants to live in Denmark Hill