Would you get me my shirt

Why

Because I am a little cold

Where is it

Hanging on the chair

What are you doing

I am trying to set it alight

Why

Because I prefer to see you naked

Which shirt

Blue or red

I only have one shirt

The blue one

I will pass you your shirt

The blue one

And will not damage it

See I have thrown my lighter

Out of the window

What have I got to do for you

Are you not totally exhausted

The deal is if I pass you your shirt

Then you will make me a strong coffee

My shirt Simon as I want to survive

The journey to the kitchen

It is jolly cold

This is a northern city Katherine

They tend to be much colder

During the long dark months