My Cousin Bobbie and I were travelling

On a fast express train

Towards her Manchester home

She had been crying

As she had lost her job

Because of a couple of embarrassing mistakes

Which caused an important customer

To close their account

Even though the carriage was full

Bobbie insisted on showing me her boobies

I must say that I could hardly wait

But then she handed me her customer letter

Which read in part –

I am your new accunt manager

My name is Roberta Waterbury

And I am based in our Cunthorpe Street Office

Although bitterly disappointed

I asked Bobbie what she thought her customer

She smiled through her tears

And quietly whispered

They were nigger cunts

Than most of my other accunts



Fin