Fathers
Son
I have a confession to make
Are you flunking out of college
No
Then what
I like girls
I am in a relationship with a girl
WHAT
Yes I like girls
I have no attraction to men
The anus holds no mysteries for me
I like the soft skin of a beautiful woman
The perfumed touch
The soft lips
And above all her femininity
What are are friends going to say
Tommy likes girls
We will be excluded you know
Are you living together
Yes in a little apartment in the Heights
You have not listened to a word that we have said
What is her name
Pearl
What
Oh that gets even worse
Worse what to you mean Fathers
Can you not see it Tommy
You are straight and now you are living with a –
Living with a what
You know what I mean
Are you saying that I am in a relationship with a –
Yes
Are you upset that I am in a relationship with a –
Yes
You do not have to worry
Why
Because Pearl is not a negro
Are you sure
With a name like that Tommy
No she is as white as I am
Her dad for what it is worth is a Klansman
You are going to have to get used to the fact that unlike you I am straight
I was born straight
I grew up straight
I am straight
Do you have a photograph of Pearl
Yes
What do you think Ralph
Probably the same as you Julian
Nordic type
Yes
Very strong and blond hair to die for
Is she a natural blonde Tommy
Yes
The last time I looked she was a natural blonde
Tommy
Yes
When can we meet her
You mean that I can bring her around
Yes
Times are more liberal now Tommy
We are going to have to accept the Nordic types
Blue eyes
Yes
Tall
She is almost as tall as me
Beautiful
Very
What does she think about faggots like us
I have never asked her
Why
Are you ashamed of us
No
Then why
Because with all the shit going down in the world at present
I do not think that she would care that I have faggot fathers
Anyway she knows your names which might be a giveaway
Is she totally straight Tommy
As straight as I am
A straight Nordic maiden
Think about it Ralph
I am thinking about it
It will something different to tell our friends
Do you think that they will be impressed
Time will tell Julian
Time will tell