It was reported in the book

That disputes broke out

At the Last Supper

When the final bill arrived

The Disciples argued amongst themselves

I had the veggie option

I did not choose a starter

That was a 241 offer

My meal came with a free drink

There were many other areas of dispute

They turned to JC to arbitrate

But he had forgotten his card

The disciples were about to do the washing up

When Sky Daddy paid the bill in full

It was not until much later that the disciples

Became aware of the true cost of this gesture