Push and Mary Water came running into the shop
Close your shutters there is a demonstration ahead
It is nothing to do with me
If they want to fight their silly wars
Then do so without reference to my life
What are they demonstrating about
Pigs
Pigs
Yes pigs
Which ones
The ones in uniform
Or the ones you eat
I have not thought about that
Purple
Yes
Do you realise that you are named after a colour
No
I thought I was named after a happy cat in a pool
How did you get your name
I was named after a space programme
Push and Mary Water
Where are the demonstrators now
The buses have eaten them
Buses are useful creatures
I prefer them to cars
As cars have smaller appetites