Janice and I were on the way to Dover
When our train was stopped at Ashford International
We were told that the train would not continue its journey
As the buses had eaten Dover it was no more nothing was left
There was just a huge hole where the town had been
The same applied to the cross channel ferries
As there was nowhere for them to dock safely
I rang the Kent Council and they explained that carnivorous buses
Had been ordered in error including the deadly route 86
This had already happened in Southport and Southwold
But the information had not been properly shared
We were all warned to watch out for routes 6 and 66
Which were last seen in Skipton and Leeds
The Bus Wars long promised had now started
And I did not expect to survive