Were busy all week but lazy at weekends
Lucy expected her girlfriend to get the paper
Whilst she made breakfast in the pale kitchen blue
They would then split the newspaper in half
And curl up in separate chairs to read the lies
On summer days they would sunbathe in the local park
And later trot into town to meet their many friends
On winter days they would hibernate in their beloved flat
Or visit their parents in Surbiton Ham and Hendon West
In the past they would have been known as London Girls
But this term has faded with the years passing
So I will refer to them for ease of description
As London Lucy and Sheffield Gail