Kay

Sir

Do you smoke

No

Please have one of my cigarettes

Thank you sir

Why do you refrain from smoking

Because of the fountains blue

We share the same reason Kay

Except my fountains are red

Would you join me at Kiss Station

I will buy you breakfast

That is very generous of you sir

I once sat on Kiss Station

And smoked six Brown Sticks

They made me very ill

Our company manufactures Brown Sticks

So they do

Brown Sticks have a detrimental affect on peoples health

Many die

Zero Population Growth

Has been achieved

In five years

That is why this meeting is so important

Brown Sticks are cheaper than wars sir

Do I sense cynicism there Kay

I am sorry sir but eight out of ten of the men in my village

Suffered because they smoked Brown Sticks

Are you bitter about that

Yes

Why

They were good men

Kay

Yes

Are you crying

Yes

I am going to let you into a secret

Please do not share it

The main reason for this meeting is that at the end of the year we are going to suspend the production of Brown Sticks

That will be a disaster sir

I know

But the base products are becoming scarce

We are being overcharged

There is a threat of war between the zones

Have you ever smoked a Blue or Pink Stick Kay

No

I think you have

Really

Yes

When you were a pornographic actress you often smoked these sticks

I was high on drugs sir

Drugs

Yes

Were you a junkie

No I took drugs just to take away the pain

I have always considered the pornographic film industry to be a stain on this zone

I agree but that was not my reason

Really what was your reason

That is quite simple sir

I took drugs as I enjoyed my work too much

On a normal day I might achieve fifty orgasms

Why did you leave the industry

Because of the Hrazeck Directive

Obviously I apologise for asking

Enough of history Kay

We are only ten out of Kiss

Breakfast awaits