Hi Joe
Hi Pete
Much doing
Not really
Have you seen any good films recently
No
Mabel and I watched something called the ABC Murders on the BBC
Agatha Christie
Right in one
Did you like it
Not really
Why
I found it too hysterical
And it did not stick to the book
Try some glue mate
Glue
Think about it Pete
Oh very funny
Mabel liked it
But she is easily pleased
I saw its hidden agenda
That being
Fake history
Explain
Well Poirot visits a church and the vicar was one of them
Meaning
He was black
When was it set
1933
I see what you mean
Also one of the servants at the posh house
Was black
In 1933
Very upsetting
Anything else
There was an over emphasis on refugees
It fucked me off
Thanks for the warning
You
I caught a French movie called Titane
It was a strange beast
In short it is about a serial killer who has sex with a car
She gets pregnant by the car and it goes downhill from there
Later she meets her father as the cops are after her
He is a firefighter
She becomes a firefighter but her colleagues are confused by her androgynous appearance
She fucks a fire engine
And then dies while giving birth in a very metallic way
It seems weird Joe
That is the last thing it is
It does not exploit the subject at all and the final scenes are rather moving
I felt my eyes moisten
What did Josie think of it
She did not like it
Typical woman
It is Love Actually or nothing with her
Joe do you have feelings for cars
Would you Fuck a Fiat or Suck a Skoda
No I had a bad car crash when I was nineteen
Were you hurt
Cuts and bruises that is all
But the cab driver was very badly hurt
He never drove again
So that is the reason that I would never fuck a car
But I have the hots for Amelia
Does Josie know
Yes
And
She understands it
Is this Amelia a looker
She is a fucking train you prick
So you want to fuck a train
Not in a literal way
As Amelia might stop at a station
And that would not do
I am actually in love with a train
Which type
It is a Lumo
That cheap blue train
Yes
I travelled on her to Edinburgh a month or so ago
And we chatted all the way
We are so devoted to each other
But that is as far as it goes
It is a pure love
Amelia does not want it to be physical
She is a very spiritual train
Josie has suggested a threesome
With a fucking train
Josie would fuck anything on wheels
I was once in a wheelchair would she fuck me
I did not know that
Yep I was a crip for a while
I fell out of a tree
But I am better now apart from the splinters
I will ask her
Will you introduce me to Lumo
Josie and I are going to Scotland in April
And you and Mabel are welcome to come along
As long as you behave this time Joe
She still has not found her vibrator
And Josie
I will make sure of that
It will be a cultural visit that is all
And we will stay in different hotels
Joe & Pete