I used to work with a Romanian girl
Who was rather religious
And whilst quite liberal in her views
She disliked homosexuals
And told me of a Romanian saying
Do you want a dick up your arse
or your soul in heaven
I rather liked this
As I consider that male homosexuality
Is a sin and serves no useful purpose
We also shared a love of Constantin Brancusi
Indeed Adriana had a Brancusi quote tattooed on her thigh
I noticed it when we went swimming at the lido
There are idiots who define my work as abstract
yet what they call abstract is what is most realistic
Joe