Not far from the Fenwicks Departmental Store
In the beautiful city of Canterbury
There is a statue of a lamb
Fuck knows why it is there
But it is a nice creature and brings me much pleasure
Last week some joker smeared chocolate on its arse
Quite why is a mystery to me
When I asked the lamb about it
All it could say was
Baa Fucking Baa
Dafydd Jones
Baa Fucking Baa