Hi Joe

Hi Pete

What are you doing here

Fucking your wife

But she has left me

Really

I wondered why I had not been given a cup of tea

I have been meaning to ask you a question mate

Yes she is very good but is a bit too keen on anal

No not that

Where is Ian

He is in jail

Why

He got involved with a lady boy in Thailand

I did not think he was a faggot

He is as straight as you and I

What happened

Well as far as I can gather Ian went out with Ronnie

They planned to get pissed and pick up a couple of slags

This they did but Ronnie was sick over his slag and she fucked off

That is where it all went wrong for Ian

As he took his date back to some cheap knocking shop

He was asked to look away as his slag undressed which he did

Thinking she was a shy virgin and all for the price of a drink

And then it happened as his bitch thrust its cock up his arse

Now you know Ian he is so straight he makes me look like a faggot

I know as I was with him when he cleaned up the toilets around here

He was like that chap in Death Wish

You can now have a piss or shit in peace without any interruption

Which is an advantage if you have had an stray dog curry

I can guess what happened next

He beat the shit out of the lady boy and if that was not enough

He beat the shit out of a pimp and two other faggots

Wow Oh Wow

But he was arrested and even though he said that he had been sexually assaulted

He sentenced to a year in the Midnight Express prison

Poor Ian

I agree

What would you have done

I would not have got myself into the situation in the first place

It is like asking for a disease

Good thinking Batman

Joe what do you think of trans people

Guys who wear dresses and the like

I think that they are narcissists and perverted

It is a mental disorder

That is quite plain to see

It is a very male dominated area

You do not see many girls getting off on it

True

But what about that actress who had her tits cut off

That is very rare but the same applies

I actually feel physically sick if I see one of them

So do I

That is why I do not lose sleep when they are attacked

It is all about asking for it

They bring it on themselves

If I wore a Nazi uniform into a synagogue

Then I would fuck the Jews off

It is likely I would be attacked

I would bring it on myself

So you do not buy into this gender fluid thing

Never in a million years

You have a dick and I have a dick

We are real men

Josie has a cunt and Betty has a cunt

They are real women

That is it

A and B

The rest is nonsense

I cannot see what the argument is about

The whole thing is so simple

2+2=4

That is set in stone

But there are those who say that 2+2=5

Cunts

Those fucking Post Modernists have a lot to answer for

What is a Post Modernist Joe

I will tell you when we meet up again but before I fuck off

How would you like to go to Thailand with Josie and I

Thailand

Josie will show you her tits

And if she gets pissed you might get a blow job

That sounds good

But why Thailand

Is it not obvious

No

Ian is being released on the sixth

He will need his friends

After being in Midnight Express

I doubt if he can even walk

Ouch

He is as thick as shit but he is an Englishman

And we must all stick together

If we do not meet him then I dread to think what might happen

Count me in but Josie is not going to pull out is she

No way I am paying for it

As the silly girl is unemployed again

What did she do

Tipped hot tea into her bosses lap when he came on to her

What a wildcat

An English Rose on the surface

They are the dangerous ones

Does she ever hit you

Only when I ask her to

Do you ever punish her

Only when she asks me

Do you put her over your knee and slap her bare arse

No

Shit in her bath

No

Then what do you do as I am getting quite hard mate

That is easy

I take her hamster out of its cage and chuck it out into the garden

Does she like it

Very much but the hamster gets fucked off with me



Joe & Pete