Hi Fred
Hi Bert
Is that your dog
Not really
What do you mean
This dog belongs to itself
Who am I to demand possession
Nobody owns me
Alice owns you
You might have a point
What breed is it
It is a Black Labrador Retriever
What is its name
I was going to call it Lucy
But the dog objected
As it wanted to be called Nigger
Is that your dog Bert
Yes
No I am fucking not
Do you want a kick
Come the revolution arsehole
It looks like a Chihuahua
Oh you are a thick cunt as well
I am a fucking Dalmatian
Without the spots
What do you call it
It what is an it
I wanted to call it Percy
But Chloe preferred Killer
Killer do I look like a Killer
All I do is nip your ankles
And look wide eyed and pathetic
Are you going to the pub mate
I was thinking about it
Which one
The Tomb for Two allows dogs
Sounds good
I know where I am going to spend my evening
What
Oh go back to sleep Nigger
Stale water and dead flies
Cheese and onion crisps
Wow fucking Wow