You look rather fucked off Joe
I am
What has upset you
This article in The Telegraph
What is it about
The corruption of innocent children by a toxic charity
Stonewall
Right in one
We were both brought up in the church
Well not literally in the church
But in the vicarage
Ha ha funny Josie
Ours was a good upbringing
White and English
We followed the Bible not in an obsessive way but to the advantage of others
And obviously ourselves
We grew up well rounded
But now it appears that the Church of England received funding from Stonewall to publish transgender lies aimed at primary school children
That was not public knowledge
This malignant booklet was not hidden and I remember being heavily critical of it at the time
Children have a right to a childhood
But the source funding was not disclosed
Poor Daddy would be spinning in his grave
He was buried at sea Joe
Do you realise that if we had children
We would be arrested
Anal intercourse is okay
So is pedophilia
Add to that misogyny and many other perversions
But if we had children
There is a chance that we would have them taken away from us
Even though ours is and would be a loving home
But it is okay to expose children to this poison at very young ages
What do you think Jesus would say
I would remove our children from the school at once and make public my reasons for doing so
Joe people are watching us remember we are on a plane
Lower your voice
It makes me so angry
Stonewall in my view should be outlawed
But my anger is even greater at the church
How dare they do this
How dare they
I am losing my faith Josie and it is so painful
Your faith is not the church Joe
Daddy always said that
I might pop down to see him
He is dead Joe
Think about it Josie
Joe and do not take this the wrong way
I am listening
I have always thought that your beliefs are more pantheist in their flavour
Maybe
You love the church
It is your comfort zone
But your beliefs are pantheist
And whilst you have time for the Canterbury chap
You think he is misguided
You once said that whilst you consider the people who cross the channel as filth you still could see the angle of the church and appreciated it
We helped to fund those poor families from the Ukraine who are now living a life hopefully as normally as they can until they are able to return
You and I are good people Joe
There is good and evil
That is what the Bible teaches us
Wars are evil but however horrible they are
They are necessary sometimes given the end result
Look at World War Two
There are wars today that given a favourable outcome will be for the good
Nietzsche saw this quite clearly
I do not think that the people at Stonewall are necessarily evil people
They are just mentally ill to believe and promote such things
It goes against the teachings of the Bible
You are hiding behind the Bible Joe
Fuck off
You fuck off
Is everything okay Madam
Yes
A number of passengers have noticed that your conversation has been a little animated
Joe has lost his faith Faith
That is a nice name
My father was an archbishop and he wanted me to be near to God
So I became an air stewardess
That figures
Have you faith Faith
Very much Josie
How did you know my name
It is in your tee shirt
Oh silly me
Have you faith Faith
In this job you have to have faith flying in this heap of junk at thirty seven thousand feet
Sorry Faith
Joe say sorry
Sorry Faith
He is always like this when he reads the Daily Telegraph
Joe
Faith
Are you the poet
Yes
Will you sign my book
I will be happy to but I always publish online
I understand that but would you sign my book
I thought I had lost my Faith but here you are
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
You have made me very happy Faith
You are an angel Faith
I would rather you did not say it on a plane Josie as I am a bit nervous when flying
It is not actually the flying but hitting the ground at high speed that worries me
Understood
We should meet again
I am in London at the end of the month
Here is my number
And mine
Josie you are such a slut
I agree
You are happier now
Yes
You take things too seriously Joe
What is the date Josie
February the Twenty-Ninth
Do you realised that more people commit suicide on the 29th
Than any other day in the calendar
Really
You try catching a train or a tube
Or even walking under high buildings on the 29th
It is fucking impossible
I do not understand you Joe
I will explain when we land
If we land
Bitch
Joe & Josie