Ammonites were marine animals belonging to the phylum Mollusca and the class Cephalopoda. They had a coiled external shell similar to that of the modern nautilus. In other living cephalopods, e.g. octopus, squid and cuttlefish, the shells are small and internal, or absent.

I was in a museum shop

Looking at some pieces

Of polished Jet

When by chance I found

A Full Ammonite

Hidden in an assorted tray

I reached for my phone

As I knew little

(the detail is above)

It was then that I realised

That the assistant

Was looking up my skirt

I was not wearing anything underneath

As the day was hot

I enjoyed the invasion

And it worked to my advantage

As Fiona charged me just for the stone

And gifted the ammonite

She asked me to dinner without hesitation

I accepted and we spend happy hours together


Ram Ter Steege Her