Where do you find a dog with no legs

Right where you left it


I went to a small zoo

I only saw one dog

It was a Shitzu


Do not try to get around me Joe

You have plucked me off

Once too often

These are not even your jokes

You have stolen them

That is typical of you

You are a fraud

Fred this and Fred that

Freud Josie

His name was Freud

Not Fred

I hate you

You do not hate me

I am irritating you that is all

What you are upset about is your own reflection

Tiny Tears

Ingénue

Ann Jen nue

Ann and Jen naked

WHAT

Are you on something

You are a classic Ingénue Josie

Very feminine

Very beautiful

You would look good in a sack

Really you should know

(pause)

Joe you are making me very wet

I should hate you

But I do not hate you

Wet

Yes

Have you thought that Liverpool might be at home

Pluck U JOE

I can see what Will Shakespeare saw in you

Am I your Dark Lady of the Sonnets

No

Then who Miranda

No

Then who

 Katherina

Fuck off Joe

You see your stammer has vanished

It is not a stammer you idiot

Would you like to hear another joke and I admit it is stolen

No

A woman fell on the luggage carousel

At London Airport

How dreadful

It all ended happily though

As she came around

That is you all over

Everything is a joke

People are dying all over the world

But you joke about it

Earthquakes War Fossil Collecting

It is all a joke to you

JOE

What

Stop putting words in my mouth

Josie

WHAT

What do you call a camel with three humps

Last joke Joe

Last joke

Vincent

No think about it

Sammy

No

Then what do you call a camel with three humps

Humphrey