Joe we are over here

Here over here you retard

Sorry he is a mole

Hello

Hello

Joe this is Lesbophobia

She is from Greece

I am glad to meet you

That is an interesting name

My parents chose it for me

I did not choose it

I would have liked to have been named Virginia after Virginia Woolf

Les is going to stay in the Vita room

It is a nice room that overlooks the park


Is she you latest pash Josie

No far from it

She is very beautiful

Les is not gay or even a bicycle

And yes she was born in Lesbos

But her father was very strict

He was one of the Colonel’s

That is interesting

She is thirty-two and up to the age of twenty-five she was not allowed out without a chaperone

That must have been hard when she needed a shit

Funny Man Joe

Why is she not chaperoned now

She murdered her parents and the family cat Snowy

FUCK

Why was she not banged up

Because it was thought that it was someone settling scores

The cat had many enemies

Were they shot

No she poisoned the cat’s Dreamies and set their holiday home on fire

That is nice where was it

On Lesbos

But did they not live on Lesbos

Yes

Then why did they have a holiday home there

Her parents liked to get away

Do you not feel scared Josie

No why should I

We might be murdered on our beds

As we are identical she might not be able to tell us apart

You are over six foot tall and hung like a horse and I am petite and am not hung like a horse

You will be safe Joe

Are you sure you have never fucked her

Never

Really

Joe just because I am bisexual does not mean I fuck every girl I meet

Really

Ours is a pure friendship

And I am a socialist

Seriously it is not what you think

Have you been naked together

Yes

A leopard never changes its spots

In the shower Joe and on the beach

Is she a nudist

No

We just like swimming without clothes

I do hope that she does not wander around naked like most of your passions

That would break your heart Joe

It is so fucking cold in this country I would doubt it

We have central heating

Shut up Joe

Stop winding me up


Whilst she is in the England we are going to follow the Virginia Woolf trail

All of them

That is a cheap shot Joe

Les loves Virginia and Vita

Vita

You know

She has read all of Virginia’s books

Even Orlando

Yes even Orlando


Joe

Josie

You are aware that you are a bunt

You are always being cruel to me

It turns you on

You make me cry

It is a power trip

Well little Josie is getting her own back

Josie is being a cunt

You have lost Joe

Come again

You think that you are so smart

So clever so fucking clever

But I have put one over on you

I am in love with Lesbophobia

I cannot get enough of her

Another passion

Fraid so

I will watch the trains again

There is another at one thirty

You are on heat

Yes

Is the Virginia thing true

Yes

Is Lesbophobia her real name

Obviously not

Her name

Cora

Lebos

True

Her parents

Still alive

Snowy

It was run over last year

Shaven

No a bush like me

Black

She is Greek

Joe you are losing

You are not just losing you have lost

Now be a good boy and watch the trains or chat with one of your admirers and while you are out would you pick up Virginia Woolf Selected Diaries from the book shop

At your own expense

And then and only then if you are a really good boy with no Josie wind ups or the like then I might let you watch and if Cora agrees join in

You are winding me up

That is for me to know and you to find out

Bitch

Nice start Joe



Joe Josie & Cora